Haha, you won't believe the latest goof-up by Jokowi – he's asking himself for vacation time!
Now, everyone's buzzing about Jokowi's statement saying the President can pick sides and campaign. We're not sure if Jokowi's really gonna jump into the fray, but the signals are getting clearer. Jokowi wouldn't drop a bomb like that without some hidden agenda, right?
So, the head honcho of Indonesia's Election Commission, Hasyim Asy'ari, says Jokowi can campaign, but he has to ask himself for leave. It's in this one election law section, but ain't it hilarious? Jokowi needs vacation approval from the same guy – himself! How does that even work?
Sure, some articles say the President can take sides or campaign, but there are other articles frowning upon state officials taking sides. Even if it's allowed, ethically, the President's gotta stay neutral. If he starts picking sides, especially supporting his own kid, Jokowi ain't the President of the Indonesian people anymore; he's the President of his own family.
Just imagine this: Jokowi asking himself for leave, but the President says, "Nah, no need, go ahead and campaign," hehehe. Confusing, right? I'm scratching my head too.
Or picture this, Jokowi facing the mirror and asking for leave – now that's a conversation!
Or Jokowi sends a leave request to himself.
To Whom It May Concern – aka Me.
I hereby request leave as the President to exercise my right to take sides and campaign for a candidate. Hoping I can grant myself permission. That's all, and thanks for the paycheck, oops, I mean, thanks.
Then comes the reply.
To Whom It May Concern – aka Me.
After receiving the application from yours truly, I declare that I grant myself permission to campaign.
Signed. Yours truly.
Let's hope the President grants Jokowi permission for the greater good. But what if the President denies it? That could lead to a messy public fallout. The President clashing with Jokowi? That ain't good.
The President himself said, parents should approve when their kid becomes a running mate. Can't the President approve Jokowi too? It'd be messed up if he doesn't.
Alright, my head's spinning. Need to grab some stomachache meds first.
What do you think?
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